Irony Of It All

We're both biological men

Without a doubt

That's the only thing

We're sure about

My boyfriend is a woman in his mind

A transvestite

Drag name is Linda

No plans to transition

Because of the health danger

Because his boyfriend is gay

Who is okay with role play

But not looking for a real woman 

Once upon a time

I was the gay manly man

I made love to my boyfriend

A million times

As he felt inside like a woman

But I'm not the man I used to be

I feel like a woman in menopause

Because of hormone therapy

For prostate cancer

Medically induced low testosterone

My chest has boobs

My nipples are tender

I have hot flashes

Most body hair has disappeared

Lifting weights don't muscle me up

I'm more sentimental than I once was

Just look at this gay love blog

Hysterical

You're a woman in your fantasy

I'm not the man I used to be

Maybe we're lesbians now

Confusion and delusion

The irony of it all

What do you call a top

With erectile dysfunction?

A bossy bottom

So we're both bottoms

Is that a problem?

More like a lesbian couple

I'm the butch-acting with a fem body

Linda is the fem with a butch body

Clad in lingerie

Confused from Day One

The only constant has been love

The magic feeling

Inside our estranged bodies

The Irony Of It All

We're still in love.