Erectile Dysfunction

I'm not dead

I'm dysfunctional

I do work sometimes

Just not dependable

Give me a break

Relax a little

I got my own schedule

Can't march to a whistle

I know what I like

But I'm finicky

To become aroused

I need a trinity

Your loving arms

Seductive charms

Fancy lingerie

Under a pretty pantsuit 

I'm not dead

I'm incorrigible

I do work sometimes

Just unpredictable

I've got feelings too

Sometimes they don't show

But always it's you I love

As a better man I can grow

I'm just not dependable

I'm not dead

Just unpredictable

I have to use my head

To compensate

For those love making skills

Which are now out of date

You still give me thrills

Wish I could perform like I used to

I'll have to compensate

With love and romance

Passionate distraction

Mental seduction

Emotional attraction

When's the next date?

I'll try to make it

And give you love first-rate 

I'm not dead

I'm dysfunctional