Erectile Dysfunction


I'm not dead
I'm dysfunctional
I do work sometimes
Just not dependable

Give me a break
Relax a little
I got my own schedule
Can't march to a whistle

I know what I like
But I'm finicky
To become aroused
I need a trinity

Your loving arms
Seductive charms
Fancy lingerie
Under a pretty pantsuit 

I'm not dead
I'm incorrigible
I do work sometimes
Just unpredictable

I've got feelings too
Sometimes they don't show
But always it's you I love
As a better man I can grow

I'm just not dependable
I'm not dead
Just unpredictable
I have to use my head

To compensate
For those love making skills
Which are now out of date
You still give me thrills

Wish I could perform like I used to

I'll have to compensate
With love and romance
Passionate distraction
Mental seduction

Emotional attraction
When's the next date?
I'll try to make it
And give you love first-rate 

I'm not dead
I'm dysfunctional

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